@KateGroucutt Aaah, had the front wheel nicked off my bike in Barnsbury St. So bloody annoying. Only had it a month. And now I’m late for my meeting (Kate Groucutt, Mildmay ward councillor)
@jimmycarr The best thing about being an atheist is Shrove Tuesday becomes Pancake Day (and you can have Pancakes again tomorrow) (Jimmy Carr, comedian)

@jack_wilshere Arsenal fans great as always! Sorry about the result,good luck to Barca,great team! Oh yeah and the ref was good aswell…. (Jack Wilshere, Arsenal footballer)
@Persie_Official Thanks all AFC fans 4 tonight played vs a great team and a even better ref. He had a absolute shocker tonight think we all agree on this 1 (Robin van Persie, Arsenal footballer)
@cesc4official Great support from the arsenal fans. I take full blame for the result tonight. One of the worst moments of my life. I apologise. (Cesc Fàbregas Soler, Arsenal footballer)
@alandavies1 Easyjet have overbooked the flight to Barcelona…not letting me, wife and baby on… (Alan Davies, comedian)
@thatdanstevens It’s World Reading Day! If you’ve enjoyed reading this tweet why not read more? Visit your local library – or Reading. (Dan Stevens, comedian)
@jeremycorbyn Greetings Int Womens Day. This afternoon a plaque to Mary Wolstancraft will be unveiled on Newington Green where she lived wrote & inspired! (Jeremy Corbyn, MP)
@monstroso Spent the morning looking round old Dubai with michael Palin. Which was nice (charlie higson, The Fast Show)
@monstroso About to go up the worlds tallest building. 200 storeys. Burj khalifa (charlie higson, The Fast Show)
@leonalewismusic Wow I got named the Most influential Londoner! Amazing! Thank u everyone that voted x (Leona Lewis, singer)

