19 things that happened when our reporter went to a Notorious B.I.G. twerking event

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Michael Allen twerking featured image

While covering a hip-hop event last week, one of Islington Now’s reporters put himself forward when organisers requested an audience member to join a few dancers on stage.

But we weren’t quite expecting what happened next. Michael was treated to an aggressive performance while two dancers twerked in front of him, grinded against him and also jumped on him.

While the video we took has already been seen over 215,000 times, we’ve decided to explain the event through a series of animated images. Enjoy (possibly NSFW depending on your workplace):

1. Michael really had no idea what was about to happen. Just look at how awkward he looked.

2. But he definitely thought he was ready.

Michael Allen twerking consent

3. And yes, that is him wearing a velvet blazer. “And what?”

Michael Allen twerking ready consent

4. But he definitely wasn’t ready. Look at him move back.

Michael Allen twerking move back

 5. But it didn’t take long for him to get into the spirit of things.

Michael Allen twerking grind

6. So we’ve watched this 1000 times and still don’t know what this is (but LOL at the man holding him so he doesn’t fall).

Michael Allen twerking weird jump

7. But it got really weird, really fast.

Michael Allen twerking shocked

8. And we’re a little scared of asking what was going through Michael’s head at this point.

Michael Allen twerking tongue out

9. The first dancer was replaced by another and told him to get on the floor.

Michael Allen twerking on floor moved

10. There were definitely some, um, impressive skills on display.

Michael Allen twerking headstand

11. Then this happened.

Michael Allen twerking shuffling back

 11. OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MICHAEL?

Michael Allen twerking twerk jump 1

 12. IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?

Michael Allen twerking jump 3

13. She left him alone and he looked relieved when he thought it was over.

Michael Allen twerking getting up

14. But it wasn’t over. Not even close.

Michael Allen twerking get down

15. And then there were two.

Michael Allen twerking two dancers

16. And OMG YOU’RE DOING IT AGAIN.

Michael Allen twerking jump 2

17. Perhaps this was meant to be some kind of consolation?

Michael Allen twerking grinding

18. And then they just started to all out mock him.

Michael Allen twerking mocking

19. But despite the pain, Michael took it well, much to the pleasure of the audience.

Michael Allen twerking taking it well

• Read more: “Twerkers stole my innocence”

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